im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
he actually used the line "do you have a map, because i'm lost in your eyes" and i was to drunk to care
he screamed my twitter name while we were having sex.
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
you just kept swimming in circles and whenever someone would try and coax you out you would scream "i CANNOT drown, my brother is the supervisor of a water park!!
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
Apparently I pulled that girl's number while I was trying to insist my drivers license had enough money on it to cover the tab.
You don't know bruises until you've been banged by 3 drunk bagpipers in the back of thier bus
I just spent 45 minutes and a really well-put together Power Point trying to convince her to use my dog as baby Jesus in her church's play.
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