My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
Then we managed to set a grill and all 24lbs of meat on it on fire. I didn't help because I was filled with alcohol and extra flammable.
No mine's bigger. It just looks smaller because I'm drunk
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
Apparently campus cops frown on lighting a joint off of the eternal flame on Jerry Falwell's grave...
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
He was so fat that he broke two of my ribs
Maybe it's time to stop screaming I'm a chubby chaser every time you enter a drinking establishment
my brother has friends over and I can hear one of them screaming from the basement "BREATHE. FILL YOUR LUNGS. LIVE YOUR LIFE." and it sounds like he's doing some motivational speaking down there but that's actually just how he encourages ppl to take bong hits
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