Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I just walked by a homeless man reading the money section of USA Today...
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
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All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
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Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
I ran into a hotel and told the doorman he was doing a great job. That was before you cried on my jacket.
I wrote a pretty good eulogy, too. Motherfucker pastor had no sense of comedic timing.
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
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