I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
You don't know the meaning of what the fuck until you wake up naked and alone in someone's bed staring at a dead squirrel on their dresser.
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
Dude, never piss off a hungover boss.
After all this I still can't spell gonorrhoea without autocorrect
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
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