Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
god it feels good to gold a bottle of opiates again.
I think that typo was actually more appropriate than what you intended.
She's been with the dude for a week saying she's in love. Yeah so am I. I just opened this beer 5 minutes ago and I LOVE IT ALREADY.
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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