Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
I feel that the drunker I get, the drunker Facebook gets.
Bitch, it's 2 in the afternoon.
I need a burrito and a hug.
You drunkenly hook up with 5 people in one night and suddenly everyone tries to party with you.
Have you ever had chicken nuggets while high? Because it tastes like hearing the Beatles for the first time
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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