Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
Would you want me to push you down the stairs OR throw you a baby shower?? Real talk
tried to be sexy and unbutton his shirt with my teeth. ended up slobbering all over it. thank god he was already passed out
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
I need a moral compass that doesn't always point to dick
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
You have a husband. I have a bag full of electronics. This, is the single life.
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
Randomize