I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
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Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
Emergency nipple ring removal:vodka, tweezers, and vodka. Can you bring me a band-aid?
Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
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You know what's even more awkward then buying plan b from someone who is a member at the gym you work at... When they come in after that day and have that look of recognition
I can't find the remote or the Doritos. Someone call 911. S.O.S. I sent this in Braille.
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
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