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what?
penguin condom
Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
there are 2 things i love giving: blowjobs & backrubs. how can i tell them that without sounding like a slut
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
yeah, i found the sharpie that everyone use to sign my tits last night. its dead.
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
Because I'm currently dying, lacking waffles, and vaguely convinced I'm an eagle
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
I was trying to sext but got a notification that my dad and professor both commented on my Facebook photo. Bad timing.
i think we sleep fucked last night...
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
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