I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
so I think he was half asleep, but he woke me up by saying "where's my cow? Is it being shipped?" He must have been dreaming about farmville..
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
I was only out of town for 1 week. His cell records show he texted 63 ex-gfs and hookups while I was gone. And 10 condoms are missing.
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
"Why is there a bottle of Tequila taped to the fan?"
Randomize
