wat bout pragnant strippers??
so last night my mother drunkenly told me that maybe the reason why I want to be a vet was because I was conceived doggy style.
I'll trade you a raw potato for some vodka
He introduced me to his parents as the girl he made out with on Thursday night...
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
I can't believe I left out the part about him peeing on the side of Route 2 at 3 a.m. while wearing a dress.
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
Next year for Halloween you can be the sword swallower, with a penis shaped sword.
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
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