Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
I just had a dream where Bob Saget recognized me from when I hung out with him in a dream I had months ago.
a girl walking in front of me just packed her cigarettes 72 times and yes i counted
how much adderall did you take today?
Dont act like I'm the only one that gets on a plane and picks out the one im gonna have fuck if we have time before the crash
Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
On the train at 650am after a night of clubbing and running away from a new zealander who was buying us beers but also licking windows
Just followed a blind kid around for 20 minutes to see how awesome his guide dog was. And he was pretty fucking awesome
We're going as conductors of the hot mess train and nobody rides for free
Our tip jar will say "just put the tip in, see how it feels"
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
You pretended to be Borat in that weird slingshot bathing suit and then proceeded to send another dick pic/nude selfie and said you weren't naked because you were wearing a hat.
im about to bake her parents a "thank you for making such beautiful babies, ive had sex with all 5 of them" cake
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
I accidentally stubbed my dick
What does that even mean?
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