Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
She looked like cheddar but tasted like limburger...
If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
Just think about how many life skills I lack. Cooking... Driving... Sobriety...
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
They wont sell alcohol here on election day! HOW THE FUCK DO THEY EXPECT ME TO ENJOY THE ELECTION SOBER?
She complimented my boobs and then told me I smelled like teddy bears before falling asleep on the floor.
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
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