Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
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So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
I wrote my name on his balls in sharpie. In the homosexual world that's like a diamond ring. Shits permanent.
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Tried to ride the mechanical bull pants less, got punched for making out with some lesbians wife, and you tipped the bartender with a can of skoal.
I regret nothing
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
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