Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
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They thought I was the paid stripper pretty much, and a lady tried to set me up with her nephew and then wanted to get my number for lesbian daughter... A typical night for me
Apparently my type is "guy whose parents had unprotected sex on Halloween". Last week was my ex's, my FWB's, and the guy I'm seeing's birthdays.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
He said he wanted to make me his Twinkie, "filled with his delicious cream." ABSOLUTELY 100% NO YOU MAY NOT REPEAT ****NOT**** GIVE HIM MY NUMBER EVER EVER EVER. Please confirm receipt and full comprehension of this message.
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
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I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
Ate 5 hotdogs today. You need to get me back on my tequila diet cause this shit has to stop!
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
Shame - the story of my life.
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