the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
What's the rule on cocaine before dinner?
Its 11 o'clock somewhere
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
YOU SUCK AT REPLYING IM IRRESPOSNIBLY DRUNK WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING WITH YOU LIFE. celebrate the magicness with me.
I think I'm allergic to vodka. Or people getting engaged. One or the other. I want to die.
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
Serio, who the fuck falls down coming offstage wearing nothing but pasties, a g-string, and a fake moustache, and now suddenly needs a tetanus shot. Me. That's who.
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
Bring me your tired, your weary, your buffalo chicken dip
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