Where is the hickey?
Whatcha textin bout Willis?
Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
When i light up a cigarette people look at of like i'm going to pee on their children.
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were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
he's like watermelon oreos; I know they're gross and weird and I shouldn't like them, but I can't stop eating them because they're there.
I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
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I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea