someone get that fucking seahorse.
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
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It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
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Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
I woke up snuggling a bottle of water while Hercules played on Netflix. Whiskey Wednesdays
It might be the most honest thing I've ever said. ...or I've had 3 vodka tonics.
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
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