I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
I was walking around outside with a basket of eggs. I feel like little house on the prairie: hungover edition.
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
Go to the bar. Find a girl. Ask if she can cook. Tell her you have a guitar at home. Ask her if she wants to see it. Bring her home. Sleep with her. Tell her it's your birthday in the morning. Enjoy your made with lust breakfast.
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.
I AM BEING ACCOSTED BY A HUMMING BIRD
I AM IN MILD DISTRESS
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
Randomize
