Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
You were hugging the toilet and shouting "don't let fatty eat me" through the closed door.
Spilled red wine all over my bed. This has to be the fiftieth time ive refused to fall asleep without a drink in my hand
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
Have you ever chugged beers in the hospital parking garage with your mom?
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
I've finally done it. I finally achieved my lifelong goal of becoming that awkward lesbian in high school who went on to have sex with more women than any of her male classmates.
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
Well I kept shouting "you're groovy" at him and then I had a 15-minute argument with the bouncer about how many 9s there are in 100... it was definitely time to go home.
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