i just realized i've hooked up with every boy in this taco bell
That's the classiest thing you've ever said.
Don't pass out before midnight like you did last year. See how much your year sucked
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
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Thinking about fake proposing to my gf just so the middle aged women next to us will buy us drinks
You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
Wait. Wine + Crossbow..?
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
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Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
We need to get Harry and Lloyd's tuxedos from Dumb and Dumber. I feel like this is a vital thing that is missing from our lives.
I think I should write my liver a thank you note. If it had my work ethic, I would be dead now.
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