I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
You were waisted for 48 hours and the only 3 words you said were yup, sure, and michigan
You know when its a good night when you have to be reminded IHOP is a family establishment.
You got my ass fired just for knowing you
thanks for the bacon
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
I think I'm going to call this chapter of my life story "Weekday day-drinking in the park isn't just for the homeless!"
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
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