I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
Last night you told her she was rocking the beer gut. Still wondering why you have that black eye?
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
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I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
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You'd think the dry cleaners next door would be less judgmental for as much business as my theme parties bring them.
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
Yeah. Moral of the story: Don't mace yourself. It sucks dick.
In last nights drunken stupor i apparently purchased a luxury travel package for two to Australia. So uh...get a passport and clear your schedule for next month
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
Did my roommate wake up in your girlfriend's apartment in drag again?