im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
According to facebook, I opened up a can of whupass on some douche who poured all the vodka on the ground.
You called the wrong number but I salute you.
whose parrot is this?
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
Drunk you wants to be petty, not you you.
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
As a paramedic, it's completely unacceptable to black out on a monday. I cant handle 3 dollar shot night.
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
Randomize
