i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
so apparently mom and dad slept together on the first date
i guess it runs in the family.
it's like russian roulette but with a penis
EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
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I was informed last night that im not allowed to pick up the bouncers and carry them around anymore. Last sat is starting to make more sense
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
I like that you're Jewish, because you can rail me on Christmas Eve and it won't be weird.
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
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Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
I was just trying to flirt with James Franco but she kept telling me to take shots out of Ron Burgundy's mouth
This time last year, you were undressing me from my gecko costume and getting freaky in a public bathroom. Tough to top that New Years Eve.
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
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