Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
I am pretty sure I told him the clouds were earth's purest filtration system and that snow was the rarest and most delicious water in the world. My lips are burning because we ate so much.
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
I told him the truth. Truth leads to vodka. Vodka leads to tequila. Tequila leads to prison.
He texted me saying that his mom found my nuva ring in their jacuzzi filter. I don't think I'm welcome back anytime soon.
If anyone wants to ring in the new year with gluttony and yoga pants, let me know. As soon as it becomes a socially acceptable hour to drink margaritas, I'm gonna go down on a chimichanga.
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
I do believe that seeing camel toe in leopard print pants at Walmart is the closest I will ever come to going on a safari
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
Today, my weed came in a pokéball. I officially love my dealer.
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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