Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
I have a fantastic sense of humor but being called a merman isn't funny
I just got a lap dance from a sexy cop in return for giving him his sunglasses back. I think this is going to be the beginning of a really great friendship
I was drunk in the shower and i decided to shave. Im now bleeding to death
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