i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
so on my way home this naked dude runs right in front me his weiner at half mast screaming i'm only doing this cause its a 50 dollar dare
Everytime she would start slurring, she'd stop, hold up a finger, wait like 30 seconds, then try again. I love drunk people
just won a stolen shopping cart in a dance off in a parking lot.
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i'm crying at olive garden. i've hit rock bottom
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
I'm talking like I woke up and her bra was spinning around caught on my ceiling fan
His drunk text included an attempt at quoting a Nyquil bottle in MLA format
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
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think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
I think it's time for a new pick up line. So far my " hey you want to go back to my place, order a pizza and fuck?" Has set me at an all time low downtown 0/4
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
Alcohol and I aren't friends right now.
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