I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end?
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
and then they started calling me 'Shitshow Shandra', which apparently i took as a compliment.
it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
it's like if youve been living with the grinch for 15 yrs and then santa shows up with a big gift begging to fuck the christmas spirit back into you. no one can say no to santa.
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
On her way to bed she said, "If you have sex on the couch, just move my blanket" Needles to say, we moved the blanket
They cut me off when I tried to pee in the corner of the bar.
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
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