So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
We woke up in an inflatable kiddie pool full of both empty and full beer cans. In the middle of his dad's office. Oh, and we were locked in. Nobody remembers.
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
Yikes. I usually have a 24-hour waiting period between sex partners. You know, like for a handgun.
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
He came so hard he burst a blood vessel in his eye. Do I have to take him to the ER? because I'm too tired for this shit.
No, we will not be going out tonight. We are trying to grow the toy donkey in whiskey rather than water. Serious fucking science. Have fun at the boring bar while we Bill Nye it up in this bitch.
Only you would have to block the fucking governor of Tennessee from reading your tweets
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
In a few weeks I'll be a beautiful butterfly and me and my cat will have to repopulate the earth. WE WILL REBUILD!!
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
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