just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
I found a pair a guys underwear in my purse that has a British flag on it and says and I quote "British beef" what.the.fuck.
He just told me what he wants for his birthday. "a noise complaint" he also said he wants to be the cause of all the noise but he won't be the one making the noise.
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
We need to get you laid. Or i fear you might explode like a firework of sexual innuendos and unfulfilled erotic fantasies.
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone dad. And you’re also like a second dad to me who I also send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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