member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
The cops forgot your handle of tequila when they took you away. Taking shots in your honor amigo
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
A warmed up burrito and jelly beans. The breakfast of champions.
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
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