Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
I found her in my pantry with her shirt off twerking...I tapped her on the shoulder and she said she was giving Chef Boyardee a show and to give her a minute...
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
Girl behind me in line at CVS was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan B soon she might be a mom and that if we couldn't tell she'd be a horrible mom
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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