Cut to me doing the walk of shame to work from a hotel.
is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
turns out a healthy dose of cleavage is the equivalent of a swig of felix felicis
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
and you fell through a lawn chair
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
Randomize
