I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
def just vomited mimosa in the gym trashcan. i weigh less already so i say its been a solid workout.
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
i just realized that im half way to my goal of puking in every single toilet on our floor
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
the chips you spilled whiskey on is not the same thing as Irish breakfast potatoes
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
Woke up with a squirrel in my bed, how was your night?
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
I don't like kids.
You were literally holding a baby 5 minutes ago
I like them before they learn to speak and after they learn to think.
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