She just texted me saying, "I wish you were a better person so I could fuck you without regrets"
i have accomplished my summer goal of being able to relate to every taylor swift song
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
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i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
I just got carded by a ten year old.
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
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I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
There was a huge crash. I came out of my room to find you sprawled out at the bottom of the stairs in your bra and panties. You looked at me, yelled 'WHAT AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE' and then ran back into his room.
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
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