I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
New requirements. My future husband must have a nose ring and wear headbands.
We are no longer friends.
apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
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Like I couldn't describe it to you but if they did a lineup of penises i'd be able to pick it out.
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
found one of my socks in the dishwsaher... xanax
I'm sexting with a 20 year old that has a foot fetish... This is what Sailor Jerry drives me to do.
there must be tiny pirates in the freezer stealing our rum.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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