i would punch a child for taco bell
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
I passed out in all my clothes. like my purse too..and with a cup of water next to me..and my last tweet last night was "Bye."
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
Why did I see a weird snapchat of you barking at McDonald's last night?
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
ATTENTION: just found out of have strep. if we have had sex in the past week, might wanna go to the doctor. if you plan to have sex with me in the next 20 days go buy some condoms. stupid antibiotics.
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