i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
Problem: At home sick with a stomach virus. Solution: smoke weed all day...
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
Its funny that cleaning up pieces of water balloons and shot glasses every morning is becoming a routine
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
First Thanksgiving as a grown up: My step dad had to take my brother (who still smells like booze) and I both to our cars this morning, apparently we were at the same bars (same stamps), & I think I broke my elbow. Im thankful to be alive & not incarcerated.
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
The problem with having a roommate is that you are forced to answer the age old question "Are you okay?"
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
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