then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
oh, and bring over your fire extinguisher. we're gonna get the mailman again
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
We invented "Diesel Bombs." They're supposed to be a bomb, but they come in a 20+ oz. glass and have a blackout record of 6 wins and 0 losses. Undoubtedly going to be the next Muhammed Ali of the drinking world.
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He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
Dude. I'm busy doing PR for America. FOR AMERICA. Europeans think we can't handle liquor.
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
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my roommates tied me up with rope and duct tape then left me outside the door to the hot girls' suite on my floor, knocked on the door and ran away leaving me there with a sign that says free
Congratulations, you have turned my vagina into a garden hose.
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
I was christened with Fireball shots by some guy at the bar. I'm practically Jesus now.
Is it acceptable to respond to a declaration of love with 'and I love your dick'? Asking for a friend who shares a name and possibly a phone number with me. Entirely coincidental.
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