I just cut my nipple shaving
Apparently oprah and I were in competition to see who's ass could get bigger this summer
The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
disregard all texts ive sent you minus taco motherfucking bell
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
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