okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
I woke up at 5 this morning face down on my bed with gummy bears stuffed in my leggings. Yeah.
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
Can u please come get me. My car keys are gone. Somehow I ended up sleeping in my trunk
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
My early Valentine's Day one night stand just took an uber home. Thank you, technology, for letting me enjoy this day in peace. 😍
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
Had a job interview today. Walked into the room and said "IT'S GO TIME, BITCHES".
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