theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
Thursdays are my worst days
but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
my sombrero is too big for the bathroom
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
The awkward moment your booty call shows up to the Mexican restaurant and realizes you just picked burritos over pussy
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
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