theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
The air was thick with penises
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Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
Your life is one shit show away from being a lifetime movie.
I'm running on two hours of sleep, a shot of vodka, and half of a granola bar. I can't be held responsible for what I do.
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
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You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
I wish there was an emoji for sad lady boners
You handed me your heels and said, "barefoot running is all the rage." Then you proceeded to run home.
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
All I remember is your girlfriend laying on the bathroom floor and me crawling in and asking if it was okay to puke.
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