His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
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stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
I give you full permission to seriously injure me the next time I think it's a good idea to face a bottle of vodka
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
dude, i just found out morgan freeman loves weed. all my moms arguments are now irrelevant
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What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
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