My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
You're the Michael Phelps of my vagina. Most decorated Fuckolympian of all time.
Am I going to be on condom boxes?
I feel like we should build an island for girls that have committed atrocious numbers of unforgivable sins. We'll call it 'whore island' after the anchorman fashion.
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
Randomize
