I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
Just tried to fight the dj at cowboys because he would'nt play freebird. Pick me up now.
Fuuuuck. Forgot it's October. FYI scarecrows are gonna fuck you up when you're driving high
At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
We officially wrote our house rules 1. We do not waste alcohol 2. Pinky promises mean something 3. Don't leave your facebook open, and if you do, don't complain 4. Never refuse cuddle or catch phrase
I don't save the phone numbers of guys I don't like. That way it's a surprise when a random number texts me and tells me I have great tits.
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
What are the chances I get my period 2 weeks early just as welcome week starts. My uterus is conspiring with my dead catholic grandma
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
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