i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
You put your red cup in a chain link fence and kept telling me you could use it as a telescope
im flying all the way to minnesota to see him for four days... cutest-best-friend-reunion or most-epic-booty-call-ever?
who says it cant be both...
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
Okay good. And who the fuck put a condom on my foot. That shit hurt
Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes.
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
I happen to have lost a black t-shirt and the volume button from my phone last night. If anyone finds it. You know what to do.
I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
I just tried to pass the bowl to my dog for 2 minutes before I remembered she isn't human. It is 7:27 am.
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