he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
so he let me use one of the toothbrushes that came in his daughters 4 pack, purple glittery toddler toothbrush, the next time i came back his wife has used their label maker and put my name on it...
As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
Its official vodka lemonade jager and whiskey with coorslight is a bad combination of try to forget the work week cocktail ps bring alkaseltzer
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
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