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I must be too annoying 4 u.
that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
i just googled "what is oprah really like?" how do YOU think my night is going?
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
I just made bacon chili cheese fries for dinner...someday my kids are going to realize I'm a stoner & this will all make sense
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
I have a 30 pack and enough condoms to last until tomorrow morning. Have Mystery Science Theater 3000 ready. I'm on my way over.
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
i just got hit by a door and im the one that said im sorry, yeah im drunk.
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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