and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
Thank you for holding my vodka while the police let me ride their horse.
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
He started screaming "fuck me I'm Ryan Gosling" and proceeded to pick up the smallest guy at the party and carry him to bed.
Banged my ex-wife last night...so I belong to that club now.
Driving you two to the party with a keg belted into the back seat has given me a brief glimpse of parenthood. I am now more resolved than ever to never breed, so thanks for that.
You don't know reunion panic until you've exfoliated your butt cheeks.
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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