My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
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So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
My hands always smell like pizza crust when im hungover.
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
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All three of my roommates have their significant others over. We're all hanging out in the living room. It's like I'm the trifecta of third-wheeling
She told me her last name, which as you know is my #1 turn-off.
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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