I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
he shaved USA in his pubs
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
Wine + wine + wine + wine + bud light = puke.
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
I'm suffering a hangover from deep within. I feel like the half of the parts of my body are permanently laced with alcoholic substances
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
there's still a lot i don't remember, like why my iphone's nailed to your wall
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