can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
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He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
I reek of latex and grilled onions.
Mission accomplished.
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
I just imagined myself as R2-D2 and you as C3P0 walking around the Vegas desert looking for alcohol
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I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
If I hear that song one more time I will drive to hell and make John Lennon eat my ass.
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