Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
i can do like, 15 pushups. 20 if i listen to dubstep.
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
He ate me out while I finished season 1 of Stranger Things. If that's not a modern day relationship goal, then I don't know what is.
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
I got sriracha sauce on my mask while I was eating fast food, now wearing it makes me hungry
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