That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
I think thanksgiving was created so we could all be thankful that we're still alive after the night before.
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
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While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
I ripped my favorite jeans crossing that fence
That sucks
It's an upgrade! I didn;t even have to unzip my pants to pee!
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He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
Really dude? drunk texts at 9 in the morning? its wednesday
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