Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
i feel sorry for the hotel staff that makes the bed after we have sex
Found my smoke alarm in a ziploc in my toilet...again
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
It's never too late to be topless.
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
oh, i solved that problem. i told him i wanted to steal my roommate's nephew. radio silence. haven't heard from him since.
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
Randomize
